JANUARY 9–Before heading off to drug rehab on New Year’s Eve, Octavia Wells allegedly decided to score some narcotics for the road.
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Louisiana Man Stars In Latest Installment Of FAFO Chronicles
Clint Ferguson, 51, allegedly shouted vile racial slurs at a group of Black victims. Then he found out.
Trump Fanboy Guilty In Gay Pride Defacement
In a plea deal, Dylan Reese Brewer, 19, copped today to a pair of misdemeanor charges in connection with some automotive vandalism in Florida.
Gunplay Came After Male Duo’s Foreplay
JANUARY 6–Turns out a Florida Man did not like it so rough.
Plea Deal For Man Who Dove Into Aquarium
JANUARY 3–The Alabama man who stripped off his clothes and cannonballed naked into a Bass Pro Shops aquarium pleaded guilty to several criminal counts and has been accepted into a
Reckless Rubbing Caused Reckless Driving?
“It’s my birthday and I was rubbing all over him trying to get him excited,” Dianne Dash explained to police during a traffic stop early Thursday morning.
I Can’t Drive 65 (Especially When I’m Playing A Video Game At The Wheel)
Dakota Trevon Crater, 25, told cops he did not know he was going 107 mph because he was preoccupied playing a video game. Of course.
Cops: Customer Stabbed Over Delivery Tip
DECEMBER 26–Angry that she only received a $2 tip on a $33.10 order of pizza and chicken wings, a delivery driver allegedly clocked out of work and returned later that night to stab the female cus
Prison Aide Cops To Indiana Lasagna Smuggle
Nursing aide Regina Davis, 47, pleaded guilty today to drug trafficking in connection with an incident at the maximum security lockup where she worked.
Minnesotan Charged For Refusing To Remove “MAGA” Hat At Polling Place
After Christopher Villwock, 34, “became confrontational” with election officials, police removed him from the voting site.