It is unclear when Denver resident Matthew Kampmann, 34, gave up his amateur status.
Smoking Gun
Colorado Driver Busted For DUI Explained To Cops That He Was A “Professional Drinker”
Deez-Nuts Is Sentenced For Domestic Fracas
“Deez-Nuts appeared to be highly intoxicated,” Colorado cop noted
The defendant was sentenced to deez penalties: a year’s probation, a $463 fine, and an order to maintain “absolute sobriety,” according to court records.
Prayer Warrior Arrested For Bizarre Battery
Female Quran fan attacked relative for “praying to Jesus”
Sherri Chegini, 58, who told investigators that she “prays using the Quran and does not believe in Jesus,” was arrested yesterday for biting her brother.
Retiree Who Shot Walmart Drone In Plea Deal
Man, 72, hit hovering target with single shot from 9mm pistol
Dennis Winn told Florida investigators he repeatedly tried to “shoo away” the delivery drone before he decided to take matters into his own handgun.
Battery Charge For Racist Nick Fuentes
Woman said she was maced, shoved to ground by bigot
DECEMBER 6–Nick Fuentes, the notorious far-right racist/antisemite, has been charged with battery for a confrontation outside his Illinois home with a woman who said she was maced and shoved to th
Felony Charge Over Dipping Sauce Dispute
Woman, 31, busted for “hostile” altercation at Raising Cane’s
DECEMBER 3–Imagine catching a felony charge over Raising Cane’s dipping sauce.
Ohio Woman Charged With Killing, Eating Cat Pleads Guilty To Animal Cruelty
Cops: Auto Thief Made Damning Journal Entry
“Totally stole a car today!” Minnesota woman wrote
After swiping a Ford van, Vanessa Guerra, 30, wrote in her personal journal that she was, “Fucking superfreaking out about it,” investigators charge.